Monday, July 2, 2007
Monday, April 2, 2007
PROFESSOR'S DEFINITIONS OF A KISS
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry: A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology: A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology: A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry: A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy: A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics: A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy: A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English: A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering: Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry: A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology: A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology: A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry: A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy: A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics: A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy: A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English: A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering: Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
Secrets of Marketing
You're a lady and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.
Color of love
It was their fifth anniversary, and Jenus and Teena had just returned from the movies.
Teena was feeling romantic. 'Will you love me when my hair has turned to silver?' she crooned.
'Why not?' AJenus grunted. 'Didn't I love you through four other shades?'
Teena was feeling romantic. 'Will you love me when my hair has turned to silver?' she crooned.
'Why not?' AJenus grunted. 'Didn't I love you through four other shades?'
U love only me
Boy: Are you sure that you only love me?
Girl: Ya. I checked the whole list yesterday.
Girl: Ya. I checked the whole list yesterday.
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Kaisi biwi chahiye?
Baap ne poocha : Beta Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Beta : Chand Jaisi.
Baap : Itni Khubsurat?
Beta : Nahi papa, aisi jo raat ko aaye aur subah hote hi chali jaye.
Beta : Chand Jaisi.
Baap : Itni Khubsurat?
Beta : Nahi papa, aisi jo raat ko aaye aur subah hote hi chali jaye.
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