A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, “Where have you been?”
“I've been to the pub,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you've had quite a few.”
“I did alright,” the drunk says with a smile.
“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”
“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.”
Monday, February 12, 2007
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S is for Sensitive U is for Unforgettable M is for Magical A is for Artistic N is for Naughty E is for Excellent + is for J is for Jealous A is for Altruistic S is for Silly M is for Magnificent I is for Impressive N is for Nutty E is for Exuberant |
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