Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature
"inside me, There's a thin women trying to get out........But i can usually shut the cow up with chocolate."
All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!
if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?
I intend to live forever- so far so good
Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you gonna drink that?"
Iv got 2 sit down & work out where i stand!!!
Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!
people ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice and warm down there
Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!
I didnt kiss ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!!
I never met a chocolate I never liked!
lifes not short its the longest bloody fing ull ever do!!!!
I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!
dont pee in my pool and i wont swim in your toliet!
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