Thursday, March 1, 2007

joking Leave Applications - $Amazing$

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India..


Its really Cool man!! It made me laugh I hope make you smile atleast!!


1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-weekleave.


2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."


3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."


4. From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."


5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"


6. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."


7. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"


8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."


9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."


10. Another one:"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."


11. Actual letter written for application of leave:"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".


12. Letter writing: -"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."


13. A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male orFemale'... As I am both(!! ) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, Iam applying for the post.

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What Sumane+jasmine Means
S is for Sensitive

U is for Unforgettable

M is for Magical

A is for Artistic

N is for Naughty

E is for Excellent

+ is for

J is for Jealous

A is for Altruistic

S is for Silly

M is for Magnificent

I is for Impressive

N is for Nutty

E is for Exuberant